Victory is kosher… and delicious… and wait a second. Why is there a question mark? That was totally a victory!! I don’t need my sanity to enjoy pickles, loosing it doesn’t count as a lose. Who the hell wrote this?!
(Narrator Nae would like to point out that while the events portrayed in the Adventures of Matt -n- Nae are often fictitious representations of our reality or real life events blown out of proportion, this particular occurrence is 100% true, and therefore embarrassing.)